No Homo, Just Us (BL) — Meeting Alfie

He's still looking. $750? For this room? Bills and Wi-Fi are included.

You can move in today. In the photos, there was a desk here. That was before the wardrobe. Is there any space for a small sewing table here?

No common areas. My son's friends crash here sometimes. They need the living room. This isn't the room from your ad.

I can't work in here. Thanks, but I'll keep looking. You won't find a bigger place for this price. How does it look?

From the photos to the front door, this room has shunk quite a bit. At least is the house in good condition? The windows don't close properly. I didn't take it. That's the right call. Don't just take a place because it's willing to have you.

Let me know if you need help with the deposit. You've already done more than enough. I have my wages and commission. You have to eat, you know. Let me ask around for you. Thank you. Really.

Easy there, little guy. Where's your person? Oh, Alfie! I'm sixty, not sixteen! I think he just got startled by something. He's fine now. Thank you. I'd still be chasing him if it weren't for you. Do you live nearby?